The Priest's Cock

I don't want to quote the posts from http://rootsgpk.blogspot.com so often. I just can't help sharing you with this:

The Priest's cock

In 1962, the priest in Greenfield Park loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the rectory.

One Sunday morning before communion, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about the cock fights in town, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.

During the service, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either.

Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up!

"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"

Sixteen altar boys stood up....